Frurstrated Basterds.........

Once upon a time there were these final yr. Engineering frustoos(future of the nation,called by some folks!!!!) who were really really craving for some Estrogen sources to neutralize the combined effects adrenaline and testosteron(if any dude or dudette doesnt know what estrogen & testosteron is plzz take ur biology classes seriously...n believe me ull find this part interesting....
Well after spending 4 years in a system which hardly leaves you with any time for rooting (dont ask what rooting means!!) can leave adrenaline levels to an all time low..but no cursing or shitting the system here....this post aims @ bringing out the solutions (after all thats what engineers are supposed to do...) so guys whoever reads this post plz put ur grey cells to work and help these frustoos wid some of your ideas....

i-Racist

This may sound extremly strange but is true....We Indians are Racists..........many folks reading this post can think of me as a person driven by insanity,coz we are ones who are consistenly bashed by the Australians,Britons,Americans (read:dudes with low melanin),and instead of Oz bashing in this post i am writing about us being racists..but by chance if you happen to live in a metro try meeting an african student & ask him how racists we are.....i dont know why but we are still obsessed with gori chamdi (fair skin), and equation thats engraved in the neurons of an average indian is White>Indian>Black
And how can we forget the North Eastern chinks(no offence meant,i have some really good friends from north east but unfortunately this is way it goes),who are available in all parts of the nation,i dont know why but we really have a pathetic attitude towards them..i mean why the hell do you have to ask them whether they eat insects? this attitude sucks
So even after driving the white guys out we still remain mental slaves and racists,not to mention..............God help us

Hand Grenade under my Pillow!!!!!

although i am not a war junkie or anything like that,but trust me when i say this:half a dozen war movies in a single day can wake you up sweating like hell(even from the deepest of your sleep).

it happened to be a day after the mind boggling CLASS TEST,and even after facing 13 of those mortar attacks each class test is like another event in which your only best friend happens to be caffeine..so after facing yet another mortar attack we decided to dedicate the day for all the war movies available in the hostel(may be that would help us to draw some inspiration).....after an hour of screening we finally found our inspiration sources in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN,RAMBO TRILOGY(Stallone can really raise your adrenaline level sometimes),300& BLACK HAWK DOWN,glued out butts and for for the nest 8.5 hrs didnt move a muscle......its amazing to experience your adrenaline shoot up and down but the real part is after that........
i guess after 8.5 hrs of non-stop bombardment of UV,infra red (and whatever the other rays of spectrum are) your eyes kind of deserve rest...and thats where your sub-concious mind takes charge......now that was one of the strangest dreams i ever had where i find myself donned in a spartan armour and facing a deadly areial attack composed of millions of F-15S attack you with their sidewinders...although its practically impossible to survive such an attack(or call it a mega-attack)..but guys when the sub-concious mind is in-charge anything is possible...well then our modern day Leonidas faces more and more attaks and shows them whose the boss...and as facing the whole world against you can leave you tired...our gerard butler goes to bed finding a plump beneath the pillow,lifts the pile of sponge up to find an unpinned grenade................... thats the last thing i remember apart from the litres of sweat that covered every square inch of the bed..................

Indians.......plz stop being "IDIOTICALLY" Patriotic

well my inspiration to write this post comes from a newspaper article "Patriotic Gifts of Bollywood" (read MOVIES WHICH TRIGGER PATRIOTISM FOR A MICROSECOND!!!)...yup frnds time has come when we accept some ground realities..................

Our former President Dr.A.P.J Abdul Kalaam envisioned india to be a superpower by 2020.but i dont think thats possible,not with our present attitude that we have for our nation..why the hell do we celebrate for success of anything(any person) thats remotely indian...Sunita Williams tours in a NASA made (read Yankee made) shuttle and we have all the news channels flashing headlines "laut aao didi"(come home sister!).....heck!!!!!i mean what connection does she have with india? exept that she had indian parents...N yeah what about the steel emperor L.N Mittal...he takes over Arcelor steel and again our NO NONSENSE media forgets about everything else...someone plz tell them that Mr.Mittals only indian asset is his PASSPORT!!!!!!!!! my apologies Mr.Mittal i have got nothing personal against you....but this hollow-patriotic attitude displayed senselessly by many,makes me this harsh........come off it guys we cant merely be happy knowing the fact that NASA's 40% ultra-talented workforce is indian.....so what if they are ..........why the heck do we need NASA to certify that we are talented.....ok maybe i am getting too harsh.........but guys we need to come off it!!!!!!!!!1

Four Point Someone

i know its kinda nerdy to post the first blog having details of my academic milestone .But 3 years in engineering (and that to frm an insitute which shares a slot in top 10 in the state!!!) can drive you nuts for sure..........
everything remained OK for the first four semesters.....and then came the SEMI-FINAL Year(PRE-FINAL YR.....as called by the desginers of a draconian course called Engineering)...the year in which most of the "budding Steve Wozniaks" gear up to have a better GPA...i end up being one of the lowest in department (yes there were others to share my agony!!)........and after that the series of disaster continued till the end of year.......and still continues............